The “Good” Christian

A good Lutheran thinks social justice is the way to go.
A good Methodist believes holiness is what it’s all about.
A good American Baptist loves the ACLU.
A good Independent Baptist despises the evil Michael W Smith.
A good Catholic focuses on subsiding his guilt.
A good Puritan enjoys that same guilt.
A good Calvinist lifts up praises to Paul’s letters.
A good Evangelical lifts up praises to pop songs.
A good Maverick avoids the institution of church.
A good Quaker does not give up meeting together.
A good Charismatic feels like God is moving.
A good Presbyterian orders her life to understand God.
A good postmodern thinks a little of this and a little of that.
A good Congregationalist can’t wait to vote.
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