The “Good” Christian

Dec 03 2008


A good Lutheran thinks social justice is the way to go.

A good Methodist believes holiness is what it’s all about.

A good American Baptist loves the ACLU.

A good Independent Baptist despises the evil Michael W Smith.

A good Catholic focuses on subsiding his guilt.

A good Puritan enjoys that same guilt.

A good Calvinist lifts up praises to Paul’s letters.

A good Evangelical lifts up praises to pop songs.

A good Maverick avoids the institution of church.

A good Quaker does not give up meeting together.

A good Charismatic feels like God is moving.

A good Presbyterian orders her life to understand God.

A good postmodern thinks a little of this and a little of that.

A good Congregationalist can’t wait to vote.

Your turn.

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3 responses so far

  1. A good turn deserves another.

  2. A good Unitarian Universalist can believe whatever they want to believe.

  3. Good call UR. Or not believe anything.

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