The paradox of NE weather

This is not a fuzzy picture, this is snow on the ground outside of my house this morning.
And that is a robin, signifying the return of spring.
What do you think I should do today? Fly a kite or go snowboarding?
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You do realize that you’d have to spend time outside in order to do either of those things, right, Marty?
I think snowboarding would be optimal. However, I understand that you aren’t man enought to handle snowboarding.
I think you should (if you haven’t already) Go snowboarding in the morning and go fly a kite in the afternoon! Actually, since you hate snow – just GO FLY A KITE!
Bet you’ve been told that before! lol